thebootydiaries:

me: i love this band

someone 30-40 years older than me: they’ve been around for awhile you just getting into them?

me: why didn’t you prevent vietnam?

(Source: pastabot)

Little 17y/o me going to my school ball (prom equivalent, I’m from NZ)

My ex was a fuCIK G twat so I replaced him with my dearest post Malone

Love you posty

thebootydiaries:

Person: what’s wrong?

Me: nothing…

Me internally: why did that man honk at me in the intersection between 52nd St and 3rd Ave on January 4th 2015

That’s my birthday lmao